if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic
"Who’s flat now?"
whos flat now
'Why on Earth would someone commit air piracy just to finance a terrible movie decades later?' 'People are very strange these days.'
The problem with this theory is that D.B. Cooper only got away with under $200,000 in ransom money, while Tommy Wiseau spent six million dolllars to make The Room. Not to mention, such a high cost to make an independent film did not seem to affect Wiseau financially in the least, if those around him are to be believed. Hell, Greg Sestero wrote in his book about the making of The Room that at one point while running an errand for Tommy and being given access to his bank account, when he expressed doubt he’d be able to afford the money he had asked him to withdraw, the bank clerk looked up his account and described it as “bottomless.” $200k is not a small amount of money, but I doubt D.B. Cooper would have been able to inconspicuously turn it into enough money to fund a $6 million movie and still have a “bottomless” bank account.
Baby Nala plying with a ribbon
Leaked Sailor Moon transformation sequence
Brendon Urie realizing he shouldn’t have just said “whore” during an on-air performance.
This always makes me happy.
THE FACE, THE FACE AHAHAHA
do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed
495,571 people whose mama taught them right
Twilight in two seconds
This is the only twilight thing I will ever reblog.
I have been waiting for this gif
oh god what did i do
IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT
HOLY FUCKING COW.
OKAY IT’S TRUE
I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE
I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?
Seriously, does this actually work?
Crap. It works.
if i dont get a message i’m flipping a table
*sirius black voice* remus will you kill this spider for me
*remus lupin voice* is it trying to hurt you, sirius
*sirius black voice* its on my bed and hurting my heart
*quiet james potter voice* engorgio
*loud, horrified sirius black shrieking*
this just happened on my dash and i’m dying laughing.
THIS IS JUST TOO PERFECT
omg this is impossible
The Supernatural Wardrobe Warehouse [x]
How can the costume department even see in there with the blinding glory of all that plaid and cotton blend?
What I love about Deadpool is that he’s got 2 attractive woman on his side and he’s more excited about Waldo. I love accurate cosplay.
God bless drag queens.
I will always reblog this
Whenever drag queens are present, you best believe they will save the fuckin day.
Oh fuck yes.
If this isn’t on your blog I’m judging you.
Every time a bell rings, a drag queen gets his wings.
God bless drag queen omg
I’m so sorry
PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS I DONT REALLY KNOW WHAT A MANGO IS BUT IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME